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Berikut ini gw sajiin sebuah conversation aneh dan berat dengan seseorang yang nun jauh tinggal di eropa sana, kita sebut saja dia "Stranger", dan gw "You". Kelihatannya dia sangat prihatin dan peduli terhadap nasib muslim di eropa, makanya dia butuh opini langsung dari ustad yg notabene asli indonesia ini (smoga bukan gue). Berikut liputannya:

You: INDONESIA!

Stranger: MACEDONIA!

You: male

Stranger: male

You: hey brother

Stranger: how are you doing?

You: good

You: i heard about macedonia is a good country

Stranger: well, it's not that good

You: there are moslems too, right

You: ?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: about 25%

You: i'm moslem

Stranger: what do you think about the reputation muslims have in europe?

You: hmm..

You: good enough, as long as the media doesn't make a bad opinion about moslem people again

You: hate that

Stranger: well, the muslims themselves sometimes contribute to the bad opinion

You: like what?

Stranger: like death to this, death to that, behead them all etc

You: yeah, its just false thinking of islam

Stranger: yes

You: islam teach us rightousness

Stranger: and compassion right?

You: yup

You: usually they speak like that with "Jihad" words

You: Jihad doesn't mean like that

You: suicide bombing IS NOT JIHAD

Stranger: what is Jihad?

You: You know, FIGHT in ways of God

Stranger: what are the ways of God?

You: like they do in iraq, suicide bombing. (ITS NOT TOTALLY JIHAD)

You: ways of Allah = truthness

Stranger: I see

Stranger: if all muslims were like you, I guess there would be less violence

You: haha maybe

Stranger: how is life in Indonesia?

You: not bad

You: hot in here

You: i think global warming effect has arrived to our tropical country

Stranger: how do you call Indonesia in indonesian language?

You: Indonesia yeah Indonesia

You: (een do nae cya)

You: sort of

Stranger: aha

Stranger: I know little about Indonesia

Stranger: I know about Sukarto

Stranger: and Sukarno

You: actually "Soeharto"

You: and "Soekarno"

Stranger: aha

You: they're all our 1st and 2nd president

You: but never had great president as soekarno

Stranger: like Tito

Stranger: do you know about Tito?

You: joseph broz tito from yugoslavia?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: after him, it all went downhill

You: yeah

Stranger: ok dude

Stranger: nice talking with you

Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gatau maksudnya apa yang jelas, intinya orang2 eropa tidak suka dengan sikap orang2 muslim kita yang anarkis dan bengis, mereka ingin muslim yang baik, tidak sombong, cinta damai, murah senyum dan tampan seperti saya. ha ha ha. bercanda doang.